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The Noble Vulture by BatterymanAAA, literature

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The Noble Vulture

The Vulture is a noble bird; it doesn't kill or maim It eats that which has long since died, an action rather tame Yes, the Vulture kills sometimes, but not without reason, you see Should it spy some poor, dying soul, it will end its misery Though some think Vultures "dirty birds" for what they feast upon, Their habits cleanse the earth of the remains of those long gone They're not barbaric eaters like the Lion or Baboon The many clean the odorous flesh; the Bearded remove the bones The Vulture is a noble bird; it doesn't steal or cheat It does a service to the world, it's sole reward: to eat

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This account is solely used to watch, comment, and fav things. I don't post on here, so please, don't follow me.

Also, please don't give me any of those stupid fucking llama badges. They're completely pointless and I greatly detest them.

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almighty-pedestrian

Mar 9, 2009

Alternate Accounts

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I felt I should edit this journal since I wrote it 5 YEARS AGO, and some things have changed since then. As you may have read above, I don't use this account for art. My art is on another site, please note me for it. I also have two tumblrs, one for humorblogging and one for fandom bullshit. Note me for those as well.

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almighty-pedestrian

Feb 1, 2009

'Sup.

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This account won't be posting art of any kind. I have Sheezy for that. http://happyzombie.sheezyart.com/ http://thetallestblack.sheezyart.com/ Click on these if you want to see arts from me<3

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napedog9

Nov 2, 2017

Yeah right after I slice your head off

napedog9

Nov 3, 2017

Oh you are so wrong. I fuck wax animals in history museums every chance I get.
I want to get into family members of trolls that make dangerous accusations against ppl they don't know. Imagine that before you so boldly lash out at someone else. Your sister or Mom just getting worked by a psychopath

Cause of what you said. You called me pedophile. That's a verifiable fact. Show me your proof I have been been fantasizing about banging kids?

Then think of how many other people you have needlessly pissed off.

If it is 93, odds are 1 is a sociopath. If this crazy fuck has the resources and the time to find you, he will at the very least stalk and terrorize you. He may just be nice and quick, and stab or choke you. OR, well you have a good imagination...